boywitch:

you think rat jokes are funny?> yeah? you think so? *THROWS A RAT In YOUR FACE* is that still funny??? huh??? *RIPS OFF SHIRT TO REVEAL FULL CHEST RAT TATTOO* *begins to sob hysterically* RATS ARE MY LIFE       *carted away by single rat in police uniform*

majortvjunkie:

remember when pitbull posted this on his facebook and said “I love my fans”

this-is-sams-lost-shoe:

There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr:

and

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

 

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

#RAGE POUT

azadak:

willowrosenbergs:

nevvzealand:

i remember when i was younger someone told me that something like 17 people a year are murdered over the game monopoly

i almost wish this wasn’t true

holy shit

sexuallysassynonthreateninggay:

blainedevoonanderson:

“Blaine, why would you do that?”

#rule number one dont yell at blaine #rule number two dONT FUCKING YELL AT BLAINE

What I found so ironic about this moment was the fact that Guilty Pleasures week was Blaine’s idea and when he took over Glee club while Schue was sick, not only did the entire Glee club latch onto it but the ENTIRE SCHOOL. So suck it, Schue. Blaine is your pocket sized king and you will show him some respect damn it.

savvyliterate:

#Ugh this moment guys #because he can see her #and it is him reacting to her #not her grave #and do you think he had to walk through her to get to it #because River wouldn’t move #and he couldn’t go around her #so does he pass through her? #and does she close her eyes and try to pretend its almost like holding him again? (via andicanalwaysseeyou)

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

so i found this article and…

yeah

tumblr is definitely full of 13 year olds who post about cute boys and robert pattinson

that’s basically it

that’s

all

there

is

to tumblr

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