my mind is like a rainbow candy machine
So, yesterday I woke up at 4 in the morning and I couldn’t fall asleep so I just started texting my friends a bunch of random stuff and by 5 in the morning I sounded high out of my mind and I could no longer spell words correctly. Here is just a taste of what my friends had to endure:

These are quoted exactly as I texted them, please ignore the typos

"I hope your phoneis turned off so I am not ditirbing your slumber."

"Youknow im tirend when Istart mispelling worsd."

"What if…feet did not exist and instead we had dolphin tails attached to our ankles?"

"I FEEL LIEK EATINGA GRAPERDFRUIT WHAT ABOUT YOU?"

"AOSDEWADESDHIT AISR ALOMST FIEREVE AIBETERT GOTO APSLLEP."

"Cats couldtastefoog on a bagel."

"Frit salad is anhealtyh snake."

"Whensyou get sutck ina cupboard lookingforcookise in the bakc.com"